An astrological report prepared for

Person 1, born May 16, 1979 and person 2, Born March 13, 1981:

When Love Hurts

How to Uncover Roadblocks in Your Relationship

That's where When Love Hurts report comes in. If you've been together for a while and things aren't looking quite so rosy anymore, When Love Hurts can help. 

After all, facing your problems is half the battle, but sometimes that's the hardest part. Not because you don't want to face them -- you do -- but because they mystify you. You try to get along with your honey, and you know they have good intentions too. Yet somehow, things just don't go as well as you'd like.
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Friction, Differences, and Karma Meters

The Friction, Differences and Karma Meters: every couple faces a certain set of challenges, and the number and type of challenges determine whether your relationship will be merely interesting or out-and-out difficult. At The Astrologer, we've broken down these challenges into three sections: sources of friction, the major differences between you, and the karmic ties from past lives that draw you together today.

On the first two meters, Friction and Differences, a score somewhere in the middle is probably best. Friction can be a good thing -- after all, the same energy that makes you lust after each other also makes you fight. And we all know that a good argument, like good sex, clears the air and lets you know your passion is alive! The same goes for differences between you in the ways that you think and view the world: These contrasts keep the relationship dynamic.

Karma, on the other hand, isn't such a great thing, even if your past-life bonds were positive ones. This lifetime is... Read more


= 6

7-10: Open warfare

4-6: The occasional dispute

0-3: Whatever you have to say dear

= 4

7-10: Who the $#@% are you, again?

4-6: Some interesting contrasts

0-3: Two Peas in a pod

= 7

7-10: New love, same old story

4-6: Total deja-vu

0-3: No past life ties (whew!)

Person 1, here is your When Love Hurts report


illustrates your basic commonalities
tells your basic differences
indicates how well you get along with one another
shows what each of you brings to the relationship


shows how you communicate with each other
reveals who is the thinker & who is the feeler
helps you understand each other’s communication style


reveals your connection to each other
indicates how each other prefers to receive love
highlights how both of you express love


represents the physical bond you share
reveals each other’s desires and impulses
shows how each person expresses frustration


highlights the non-negotiable values held by each of you
shows what is important to each person
indicates whether the relationship will grow


challenges the relationship
unveils each other's shortcomings
demonstrates where extra effort is needed in the relationship


uncovers each other’s rebellious side
points out the unique qualities each person brings to the relationship
shows how the two of you have fun


rules the psychic connection you have to each other
reveals how you help each other grow
indicates if a relationship is a spiritual one


reveals each person’s greatest fears
indicates opportunities for change
demonstrates the self-transformation the relationship brings to both of you
Read below to find out where each planet was on May 16, 1979, and how your birth chart has shaped your personality and guided your decisions so far…

From Friction To Fulfillment

Sun square Mercury

A Mystifying Love

How often have you stared at your sweetie with a gaping jaw, wondering what on earth they could be thinking? Misunderstandings haunt your pairing. Both of you mean well, but at times it's as if you're speaking different languages. And you, with your galloping ego, get all huffy puffy, fueling the friction that's always simmering between the pair of you. You rage. Your lover clams up. A roaring silence stretches between you, both of you feeling too stubborn to break the tension.But the power to fix this relationship lies in your hands. You picked yourself a mercurial, restless, enigmatic lover for a reason -- you find the challenge intriguing and sexy. Go with it. Learn to be comfortable with a bit of mystery. You're never going to wallow in perfect, contented understanding with your sweetie; instead you'll have an exciting lover who stirs you up. Argue and debate as a prelude to passion rather than letting your quibbles put a wedge between you. You could have something very, very hot if you're willing to forego serenity.

Saturn square Uranus

A Live Wire

You grabbed a live wire when you found this lover, and you're still feeling the effects -- you're electrified, yet stunned. You worry that you can't trust your sweetie. You wonder what your mate is up to when you're not there to watch. You may even have caught yourself doing a little more snooping than you feel really comfortable with. The problem, of course, lies in the time when you're together, not when you're apart. If things were really great between you, you'd have nothing to worry about. So...are they? Or is your jealousy and insecurity tearing you apart? Do you demand to hear 'I love you' when your mate isn't in the mood to say it? Do you ask for promises that, unwillingly given, can never really be given?Buckle yourself in and enjoy the ride. Your lover will always be apt to shake things up. You can never have the calm security that you think you want. But another name for security is boredom, and you won't have that either. This lover won't settle for another less than passion and zing, and if you choose to hang around, that's just what you'll get.

Friend or Foe?

Venus opposite Pluto

Jealous Lovers

Acid burning in your stomach, your thoughts racing, your heart beating its way out of your chest -- does this sound familiar to you? Your lover has you entertaining a certain green-eyed monster, and it's awfully unsexy. Would you want to come home to a lover who demands that you account for your time? Hardly. But as much as you want to play it cool, your possessive attachment to your partner seems to make it impossible. You view everyone your partner comes near with suspicion -- and you've even been making embarrassing scenes in front of others. Not to mention how miserable you've been making things at home. So what's the key to smoothing this path? Both of you need to recommit to each other. Are you where you want to be? Are you headed in a direction that both of you favor? Why are you with each other? Once you answer these questions, you can start to formulate a plan for taking on your problems. Don't be afraid to start. After all, what you've been doing hasn't been working. Time to try something new, break out of your patterns, and create a passionate and equal future together.

Mars opposite Pluto

Always At Odds

Hey, jealous lover! You've assumed the role of a punitive first-grade teacher: standing over your lover, shaking your finger at naughty behavior, hectoring and blustering. Unfortunately, in order to avoid your lectures, your lover has turned off. You're not being heard, so why are you bothering to express yourself so forcefully and frequently? You're at odds, bickering over small things to avoid talking about the Great Big Thing neither of you wants to face. But hiding your head in the sand will get you exactly nowhere. It's time facts were faced, and obstacles looked at truthfully.You and your lover aren't particularly well-matched, this is true. While you are all speed and action and energy, your lover is dark, secretive, maybe even a bit cruel. But something in you craves the abuse and invites the ill-treatment. What you need to find is balance. You need to be getting as much as you give -- so if you find you're not receiving as much affection and attention, resolve to put your energies elsewhere. It's not game-playing -- it's just that you need to dial down your emotions a bit. Your lover will appreciate the break, and you'll get back into balance.

Saturn opposite Venus

Holding Back?

You chose yourself such a sweet, loving lover -- why have you grown apart? You view everything from a distance, loved instead of loving. Is it jealousy that's hardened your heart? It's true that your sweetie was born under the sign of flirtation and sensuality. It's second nature to your significant other to gather great clutches of admirers. it doesn't mean that you don't have it all, just that there are so many people who envy you for what you've got. But to a more serious, restrained person like you, it looks like your dear one is tweaking your green-eyed side on purpose.Relax. Your mate's not one to sneak and betray. You bagged yourself a lover who's really in love -- with you, even though you haven't been acting so adorably. Reward your sweetie's attentions with some romantic gestures of your own. Breakfast in bed? Tender massages? Stop withholding your affection; everything you give will be returned to you. A little energy spent on physical pursuits and affection could produce just the thaw between you that you've been looking for.

Sun opposite Uranus

Unbalanced but Hot

Let's start with the bad news, shall we? Ultimately, you may want more from this relationship than your lover does. You're so very attracted, it's true; your lover is possessed of an original point of view, and a stylish way of doing things that impresses you. You're charmed, dazzled, turned on your head. So that's led you to ignore some of the warning signs you should have been heeding. Ask yourself some difficult questions. When the subject of permanence comes up, does your sweetie offer up plans of growing old with you in some rocker somewhere? Or does a strange silence suddenly fall? Better to have such conversations sooner rather than later, you know, when you're laying your heart on the line. If you want this thing to work, you simply have to scale back your expectations. C'mon, rustle up a little of that confidence that's always been yours to command. Don't expect your lover to be the cuddle-by-the-fire type. Instead, revel in a connection that's less constant, but more passionate. After all, who needs to snooze on a sofa when you can have long, hot sleepless nights instead?

Why Are We Involved, Again?

Sun quincunx Pluto

An Intense Connection

Your love isn't always pretty. What was once a delicious attachment has collapsed in on itself. What happened? One of you forgot the old maxim about the need to let the things you love roam free. Insecurity leads to jealousy, jealousy into attempts to control each other. Intense arguments flare, marked by middle-of-the-night discussions, slammed doors, raised voices. Remember when you used to have fun together? It seems but a distant memory now. But take heart, all is not lost. What's needed is a little balance and flexibility. You didn't choose a lover you could wrap up in a tidy little box. No, your lover is passionate and powerful; someone you can admire but not someone who's easy to live with. So don't expect every aspect of your lives together to go just exactly as you'd like all the time. Your lover surprises you, and though that can be disconcerting, with the right mindset it's exhilarating. You're never bored, and that counts for a lot. Enjoy your intense connection, because without it your life would be a lot more gray.

Venus quincunx Uranus

Free Bird

Your lover is the ocean, and you're helplessly swept away by the waves. You're usually one to handle your affairs with a light, sure touch. Others may swoon or weep in your wake, but you're the one on top, confident and smiling. This particular amour, however, has flipped your switch but good. You were drawn to your sweetie right from the start. You ignored your good sense and went too far, too fast. Sometimes you feel helpless in the grip of a towering passion. Yet your lover isn't similarly enthralled. Have you been suspecting infidelity? Do strangers call your house and hang up when you answer? Is your lover absent for unusual lengths of time?You fear all is lost, but is does not have to be so. However, if you wish to stay where you are, you're going to have to work harder than you ever have before. You will not be able to make this lover dance to your tune; instead, you will have to learn how to play it cool and not reveal how affected you are by your lover's foibles. This is a bird who will not sing in your cage -- but let it fly free and it will surely come back to you.

Mars quincunx Uranus

Live Wires

Does your lover have the roaming eye? Are those butterflies of suspicion in your belly? Or are you just all worked up over what you imagine to be the truth? The main problem in your relationship is that you, in your haste to activate your attraction, have chosen to grab on to a live wire. Your partner has a history of tumult, of disruptions, of passionate but unreliable love affairs. You've got excitement to spare, but you're missing the security and calm you gave up to follow your lover thither. You may feel as if you're doing all the giving while your lover does all the taking, or as if you're far more attached to this relationship than your sweetie is. Sorry: Even with all your force and drive and might, you can't harness this hurricane. Your lover will continue to shake things up, to be quicksilver rather than a rock. You may have to worry about infidelities, and you certainly won't be getting any balm for your insecurities. So what do you have? A hot, hot lover who's so enthralling that it's worth the shaking-up. Stop demanding what you cannot have, and just hang on and enjoy the ride -- it's a stunner.

Sun quincunx Neptune

Slow and Sweet

Why, oh, why do you and your lover keep finding yourself in this place? You seem stuck on a dissatisfying treadmill. The pair of you pull apart, come together, drift away, circle back. Aren't you tired of repeating the same patterns? The chief problem you're having with your sweetie is that you can't seem to find common ground. And it's true, you don't have a lot in common -- you are driven while your lover is dreamy, you want to stride through the world making big changes, while your lover is more apt to dawdle and drift.But why should you expect any different when you're the architect of this awkwardness? You're attracted to your lover simply because of your differences, not in spite of them. Your amour forces you to slow down a little, to appreciate the subtle and magical rather than just the here and now. In your arrogance you want to force your sweetie to see things from your perspective, but that's shortsighted. Bend a little. Listen to someone else for a change. You may find you have a lot to learn about life, not to mention your lover.

Mercury quincunx Jupiter

Three's Company

You've been feeling very lonely, haven't you? You're surrounded by people and noise, your hand held by another, yet inside, in the places that really matter, you feel utterly alone. One problem is that the people who surround you aren't those of your choosing. Your lover has a habit of picking up strays and making new friends easily, and in theory you find it charming. How sweet that your sweetie is warm to so many. But you'd prefer not to be constantly crowded. You'd like more quiet evenings at home, more dinners spent talking over the news and working out your problems, not endless rounds of small talk with folks you don't plan to befriend.So how do you address your issues with your true love? Because address them you must; this won't work out on its own. Find a quiet, calm place to sit down and just talk. Ask for what you want. Be specific. Do you want to spend two nights together a week, or four? Don't be afraid to open the lines of communication; you are deeply cared for and your lover will work to find a way to your heart. Just be willing to accept a compromise when you are offered one.

Mercury quincunx Saturn

This Ain't No Dress Rehearsal

Remember when you were a kid and you misbehaved and your parents would lecture you? They'd rant on and on until you wanted to jump out a window. Feeling a bit of deja vu with your partner? Your sweetie is more like a teacher (or yeah, a parent) than an equal, and it bugs you. You don't like anyone telling you what to do, or more importantly, what not to do. You're chafing under the surveillance, and feeling like you might want to wriggle away altogether. After all, you signed up for a love relationship, not life lessons.But hold on there, impulsive one. This is not one of those tissue-paper relationships you can just toss away without thinking. This is something solid, something real, and the only reason your lover tries to guide you is out of concern. You are loved and looked after; so many people would want to be in your shoes. Stop rebelling like the kid you once were. Buckle down and start delivering your very best. Only then will you make both the most of yourself and of a relationship that's irksome simply because it's so challenging.

The Ties That Bind

No conjunctions

Enjoying Togetherness and Apartness

There's glue, and then there's glue. Elmer's versus epoxy, Velcro versus nails. Fortunately, with no difficult conjunctions between you, your relationship is bound by the easy-to-separate type of togetherness, not the wild-horses-couldn't-drag-us-apart variety. Now, don't misunderstand: This is not to say that there's not a strong connection between you. But it's nice, isn't it, to be able to take the occasional separate vacation; to enjoy your own interests without your partner feeling threatened; to be two distinct individuals who choose to hang out together. Compare this to the joined-at-the-hip, can't-bear-to-be-apart couple. Don't you always wonder about them? What do they think will happen if they're not together for an entire evening, much less a day or even a week?Separation is not a problem for you two; in fact, you may do it by choice on a regular basis. After all, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and this is surely true of you and your partner. You take great joy in sharing your individual experiences, as well as in spending time together. If anything, you might have to make it a point to schedule in time to be together! You may each be so wrapped up in your own orbit that you suddenly realize that days or even weeks have gone by without you two sharing a full day together.Don't let that happen. Use the previous sections of this report to discover the challenges of your relationship, which so often turn out to be opportunities for growth and development. You two have chosen to be together, and likewise, you can choose to grow together.

Next Steps

I hope you have enjoyed the valuable insight, wisdom and guidance of this astrology report. You might be a little curious about astrology and perhaps wondering how an astrologer can know so much about you!

Astrology is a mathematical system. It's all about applying meaning to numbers, or more specifically, finding meaning in the movements of the planets around the Sun, as viewed from our perspective here on earth. These planetary movements are easily captured and recorded with measurements, calculations, angles and so on.

That's why astrology works so well with computers, whose programs are also based on numbers and formulas. In 'the old days' -- thousands of years ago, when astrology was first recorded -- those early astrologers had to painstakingly observe the heavens and catalog their observations for the next generation of astrologers to build upon. Thank goodness for the computer age! Now we can simply use computers to make those calculations quickly and pull just the applicable pieces of information. Now, astrology is instant, based upon thousands of years of observations obtained through careful methodology.

Interpretations of planetary positions are based in part on ancient Greek and Roman mythology, but your astrological report is unique, describing you and you only. Even in the case of twin siblings, their birth charts differ from each other's in at least a few ways. And besides, no one amounts to just a simple interpretation of their birth chart; everyone's personality is complex. Your astrological report leaves plenty of room for variations based on your free will, personal growth and transformation over a lifetime.

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