An astrological report prepared for

Person 1, born April 14, 1977 and person 2, Born December 11, 1978:

When Love Hurts

How to Uncover Roadblocks in Your Relationship

SOMETIMES LOVE THRILLS THE BODY AND FILLS THE SOUL; IT CAN PUT A BOUNCE IN YOUR STEP AND A SMILE ON YOUR FACE NO MATTER THE WEATHER. OTHER TIMES, LOVE JUST STINKS.
That's where When Love Hurts report comes in. If you've been together for a while and things aren't looking quite so rosy anymore, When Love Hurts can help. 

After all, facing your problems is half the battle, but sometimes that's the hardest part. Not because you don't want to face them -- you do -- but because they mystify you. You try to get along with your honey, and you know they have good intentions too. Yet somehow, things just don't go as well as you'd like.
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Friction, Differences, and Karma Meters

The Friction, Differences and Karma Meters: every couple faces a certain set of challenges, and the number and type of challenges determine whether your relationship will be merely interesting or out-and-out difficult. At The Astrologer, we've broken down these challenges into three sections: sources of friction, the major differences between you, and the karmic ties from past lives that draw you together today.

On the first two meters, Friction and Differences, a score somewhere in the middle is probably best. Friction can be a good thing -- after all, the same energy that makes you lust after each other also makes you fight. And we all know that a good argument, like good sex, clears the air and lets you know your passion is alive! The same goes for differences between you in the ways that you think and view the world: These contrasts keep the relationship dynamic.

Karma, on the other hand, isn't such a great thing, even if your past-life bonds were positive ones. This lifetime is... Read more

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Friction
= 6

7-10: Open warfare

4-6: The occasional dispute

0-3: Whatever you have to say dear

Differences
= 6

7-10: Who the $#@% are you, again?

4-6: Some interesting contrasts

0-3: Two Peas in a pod

Karma
= 5

7-10: New love, same old story

4-6: Total deja-vu

0-3: No past life ties (whew!)

Person 1, here is your When Love Hurts report

Sun

illustrates your basic commonalities
tells your basic differences
indicates how well you get along with one another
shows what each of you brings to the relationship

Mercury

shows how you communicate with each other
reveals who is the thinker & who is the feeler
helps you understand each other’s communication style

Venus

reveals your connection to each other
indicates how each other prefers to receive love
highlights how both of you express love

Mars

represents the physical bond you share
reveals each other’s desires and impulses
shows how each person expresses frustration

Jupiter

highlights the non-negotiable values held by each of you
shows what is important to each person
indicates whether the relationship will grow

Saturn

challenges the relationship
unveils each other's shortcomings
demonstrates where extra effort is needed in the relationship

Uranus

uncovers each other’s rebellious side
points out the unique qualities each person brings to the relationship
shows how the two of you have fun

Neptune

rules the psychic connection you have to each other
reveals how you help each other grow
indicates if a relationship is a spiritual one

Pluto

reveals each person’s greatest fears
indicates opportunities for change
demonstrates the self-transformation the relationship brings to both of you
Read below to find out where each planet was on April 14, 1977, and how your birth chart has shaped your personality and guided your decisions so far…

From Friction To Fulfillment

Mars square Sun

War Is Hell

Do you smell smoke? Because you and your lover are a potent -- some would say dangerous -- combination. At best you are partners in crime, both blessed with a verve and drive that propels you through life with the force of a bullet shot out of a gun. At worst, you're deadly enemies. You irritate each other, egg each other on to new heights of ego and unreason. Both of you perform for each other -- I'm the most powerful! No, me! There is constant friction between you as both of you fight for the upper hand. Even something as simple as choosing what to eat for dinner or what movie to see becomes a battle. Your friends dread being around the pair of you at times because you're so warlike. At worst, one or both of you can be abusive. The answer lies in dialing down your competitive streak. Don't bait your lover, or rise to bait. Consciously try to calm down and consider your words and actions. Don't react impulsively. Instead, slow down and think carefully about your ultimate goals, not just your emotions at a particular moment. With a little more care and attention, your relationship can swing from a constant battle to a sparkling idyll.

Saturn square Venus

A Bit Chilly

There's a crucial imbalance in your relationship, and it's tearing your partnership to shreds. Sorry to break it to you, but most of the problems can be laid at your door. You've been holding out on your lover, emotionally and physically. It's not that you're not attracted to your mate -- you chose yourself this sensual social butterfly. That physical attraction and emotional bond was what got you into this relationship. But something's gone awry. You've grown colder. You see your sweetie as begging for crumbs of affection, which you selfishly withhold. What's made you so haughty and dismissive?If you're truly dissatisfied with your pairing, it may be time to tally up your bills and move on. But if there's still a spark there, it's time to investigate why you've turned so chilly. Is it fear -- of being vulnerable, of letting someone know you completely -- that's holding you back? Is it connected to past experiences in which you got the short end of the stick? A little navel-gazing is in order; once you heal your own old wounds you'll have more to give to your yearning significant other.

Mars square Neptune

Opposites Attract

Hmm, now this is an odd pairing. An assertive force linked with the watery dreamer. Opposites attract, huh? It's likely you're befuddled and bewitched by your lover's mysteries. You can't see clearly where the two of you are, and it tweaks both your ego and your intellect. That's all fine and good, but there's a dark side to your pairing. One or both of you is repeating unhealthy patterns, bringing leftovers from the past into your present. There may be issues around addictions -- to drugs, to alcohol, to unwholesome behavior of many kinds. And worst of all, your relationship is insubstantial, misty, a thing composed of passionate nights that crumbles to dust under day-to-day stresses.You must let some sunlight into your relationship. Stop subsisting on passion alone, and start actually getting to know the lover you chose. Talk about your dreams, make plans. Make sure you're both moving in the same direction. This relationship could bring out the very best in you, but you've got to be willing to put in some work instead of just drifting along like two balloons buffeted by every wind.

Mercury square Jupiter

Out of Balance

It's not that you don't love and adore your precious one with every ounce of your being. It's just that if you have to listen to that superior tone of voice for one more second, you're going to put your fist through a wall. Your matchups have a way of turning into mismatches -- with your expansive, confident partner running roughshod over playful little you. It's possible that your lover is significantly older than you, or in some way more worldly -- better educated? more advanced careerwise? Certainly you feel at a disadvantage next to your sweetie, more like a student listening to a teacher's discourse, or a kid being lectured by a parent than a true partner. On the other hand, there is a lot your lover can teach you if you're able to walk the fine line between willing acolyte and bullied wretch. Demand respect from your partner. A polite tone of voice is a must, and snide remarks won't be tolerated by you. Once you begin standing up for yourself, the balance of power in the relationship will shift, and you can both start enjoying the pleasant buzz of your stimulating love relationship.

Friend or Foe?

Venus opposite Pluto

Jealous Lovers

Acid burning in your stomach, your thoughts racing, your heart beating its way out of your chest -- does this sound familiar to you? Your lover has you entertaining a certain green-eyed monster, and it's awfully unsexy. Would you want to come home to a lover who demands that you account for your time? Hardly. But as much as you want to play it cool, your possessive attachment to your partner seems to make it impossible. You view everyone your partner comes near with suspicion -- and you've even been making embarrassing scenes in front of others. Not to mention how miserable you've been making things at home. So what's the key to smoothing this path? Both of you need to recommit to each other. Are you where you want to be? Are you headed in a direction that both of you favor? Why are you with each other? Once you answer these questions, you can start to formulate a plan for taking on your problems. Don't be afraid to start. After all, what you've been doing hasn't been working. Time to try something new, break out of your patterns, and create a passionate and equal future together.

Mercury opposite Venus

Much to Gain

It's not that either of you means to be unkind -- it's just that it seems so hard to understand each other at times. You are all logic and reasoning; your sweetie is all sensual good living. It's hard to find a place in the middle, as attracted as you feel to your delicious mate. Your lover may view you as cold and unemotional, while you may be impatient with what you view as your lover's laziness and oversensitivity. You get sick of catering to your sweetie's emotional whims. You feel like you need air. You're tired of intending no harm yet causing offense. And you're sick of being pressured to share in your mate's whirlwind social life.The answer is compromise. Your lover is very different than you, and there's something to learn from that as well as much to gain. Let your lover's sweet, loving nature be a balm on your soul. Learn from your mate how to connect more deeply with others, and try to be more accepting of what you view as their shortcomings. There is much here of value; don't throw it away without deep, deep thought.

Sun opposite Pluto

Control Issues

You brought this on yourself, my dear. You knew what you were doing when you chose a strong-willed partner, all intensity and mystery. Your intention was to lure a strong mate who would challenge you on all levels. That's just what you've got -- and it's making you miserable. The core of the problem is control: both of you want it! You're used to being in the driver's seat; it's what comes naturally to you. But your sweetie is so intent on being in charge (and so willing to punish you with sulks and sudden disappearances should you not fall into line) that you most often give in just for an easy life -- and regret it later. It feels like you and your lover are locked in an eternal battle. Afraid you're going to have to let go of that wheel a little if this relationship is going to move anywhere. Relax. Enjoy the feeling of someone taking care of you for a change. Realize that there is power and peace in relinquishing leadership. If you stop making a big deal about the small things, your sweetie's more likely to let you have your way when the big things pop up.

Mars opposite Saturn

Out of Sync

Boy, are you two out-of-sync. You're that annoying couple at the party who can't stop bickering over every little thing. You accuse your partner of being too pessimistic, too serious, too stuck in the mud. Your lover, on the other hand, finds you bossy and overbearing. You disagree over money. You don't approve of each other's career choices. And worst of all, your pairing brings out the greedy, grasping side of both of you. This makes it possible that one or both of you remains in the relationship merely to gain or hold on to money or status, instead of for true love. But there's always an other hand, and yours is overflowing with promise. You had the wisdom to choose a partner who is, as you accuse, serious -- but in the best possible way. Your lover is solid and down-to-earth, and very very worthwhile, if you can find a way to cool off the antagonism that drives you two apart. A suggestion? Stop finding fault. Focus on the qualities and dreams you share, rather than your differences. This is a relationship that's a challenge. But the rewards are more than worth the work.

Jupiter opposite Mercury

High Living

At your best, you're a pair of cooing lovebirds: sweet, adoring, inclined towards generosity, good times and cheer. It sounds so positive, does it not? It generally is. Except, for the pair of you, there is no restraint. Neither of you knows how to hold back, how to stop yourself before you say too much, how to discipline yourselves. You indulge all your appetites -- for food, for passion, for drink, for fun. You encourage each other in your excesses, and inevitably the bill for all this high living comes due. And that's when the friction starts between you, as each blames the other for money problems, weight issues, problems stemming from not taking care of responsibilities.Luckily, the problem are not that tough to iron out. Seek out professional help in your problem areas. Hire someone to help you make a budget, engage a professional trainer, or otherwise find a pro who'll spur you into some kind of action. Let loose on the world. You're a force to be reckoned with -- all you have to do is ensure your energy's being channeled into positive areas. With a little more discipline on both your parts, your life will come back into balance.

Mercury opposite Uranus

Fun Fun Fun

In the mornin', in the evenin', ain't you got fun? Yes indeedy you do, but it's not pushing you to meet your goals one little bit. You and your lover have lots in common -- friends, interests, a great sense of humor. And thus you have a great time together. It's all fun and games. On the other hand, it's all fun and games. Together you're more likely to just hang out than get anything done. The laundry languishes, the dishes remain undone, and more importantly, work stalls on a much higher level. Your career is stagnant, and when's the last time you did anything creative?In a very real way, you and your lover are such a potent pairing that you allow yourself to just get lazy and enjoy yourself. The solution is to team up. Find some projects you can tackle together. Are there classes you can take? New interests you can immerse yourself in? Surely you have ambitions in common. Allow your stimulating lover to stoke your fires in another realm of your life besides the physical. Together the two of you can accomplish much, and have a great time doing it.

Why Are We Involved, Again?

Venus quincunx Venus

Wandering Eyes

You see the bad moon rising, and it's not your imagination. One of you has hot pants and a wandering eye, and vows might soon be broken. Is there a not-so-ex ex in the picture? If so, it could prove to be a distraction. The tempted-to-stray partner is distracted, distant; the other is feeling sad, desperate, terribly insecure. At times the suspicion gets so bad that spying is indulged in. It's so tacky to paw through a lover's pockets, but that's the least of it. The bad news is that this relationship may never be secure and content. There's an undercurrent of friction and too much awareness of other options besides sticking in this relationship. Nonetheless, there's a lot to recommend staying together. You share a lusty physical connection, similar senses of humor, a love of play and fun. All of that can go a long way, if the jealousy of one partner doesn't sour all the good times. If you're the green-eyed one, here's a piece of advice: Nothing makes you less sexy than demanding and pouting and blustering. Try playing it a little cooler and your lover might just come hither.

Mars quincunx Pluto

Nag-Bait

It's no use fitting a square peg into a round hole, they say, but that hasn't stopped you from trying to nitpick your lover into submission. You're the sign of aggression and energy. That's usually a good thing. But in this case your drive has gone awry. Your irresistible force has come up against an immovable object: your stern, sexy, stubborn love. You're convinced you can change your sweetie into just the person you'd like to be with. Can't you see that all your demands are getting you nowhere? Rather than comply with your directives, your lover pulls away. You view this retreat as a challenge, and push harder. And thus a cycle is set up, The more you chase, the further away your lover gets.It's time you cooled your jets a little. Back off. Give your lover a break. Your way is not THE way, and you don't know everything. Maybe if you spent a bit more time trying to understand the way your lover does things, rather than demanding everything be your way, you could channel some of that extra energy into fun and passion rather than draining it all away with anger.

Venus quincunx Saturn

A Tad Chilly

The problem within your relationship might not be a problem for everyone. Unfortunately, given your makeup, it is for you. You lack heat together. Lusty, sensual being that you are, you've felt the zing of a hot physical connection before, and this ain't it. When you kiss you don't feel butterflies. In fact, you have to work to feel anything at all. Worse, your lover tends to be somewhat cold, withholding the easy affection and cuddles that might make up for a lack of ardor elsewhere. The answer lies, surprisingly, in your past. What are the reasons you're so intent on showing your love physically? What does it mean to you to have a lover who yearns for an erotic connection with you? What insecurities of yours are tweaked by a lover who can resist your wiles -- and just who in your past does this attraction/repulsion, push/pull scenario remind you of? Once you rid yourself of your emotional baggage (as well as your knee-jerk desire to wrap your lover around your little finger), this relationship could be blessed with lasting stability. The power is within you, now get to work!

Jupiter quincunx Mars

That Fun Couple

Your lover's hotheadedness is really ticking you off. But you knew what you were buying -- so why do you have buyer's remorse? You picked yourself a sweetie who's compellingly intense, but rather hard to take. There's too much drama for your taste: arguments, fights, scenes. Other people may have told you they don't like being around the pair of you, because your rivalry makes them uncomfortable. You may feel like you don't have an awful lot in common, or like you have difficulty finding common ground. On the other hand, you and your lover prove the old saying: opposites do attract. When you're not bickering and quibbling, the pair of you have a great time being involved together in intellectual, social, and charitable pursuits. You travel well together, and enjoy taking on projects with each other. So that's where you should put your focus -- on what you share rather than what you lack. Get involved in something that interests both of you, and give it your all. Your differences will evaporate if you can stop putting so much energy into noticing them.

Mercury quincunx Neptune

Different but Equal

If your love were a dining table, it'd be one of those long mahogany jobbies you see in the movies about awkward rich people. You're at one end, your lover's at the other, and between you stretches a vast, unnavigable distance. You don't meld. Conversation lags. You don't understand each other, and sometimes it's difficult to see why you're bothering with each other to all. You'd walk -- if it weren't for the great, overwhelming attraction you feel for your partner. What a charmer! Dreamy and optimistic, compassionate and mysterious; to spend time with your lover is to be enthralled, not turned off by the chasm between you. So why bother agitating over the differences between you? Yes, yes, you lack commonality in many areas, but who said that one person had to be everything to their lover? Seek out simpatico pals for the activities your lover would rather skip. Don't demand your gentle sweetie keep up with you socially; instead, spend plenty of time alone, just experiencing your love as it comes instead of dissecting it with your fierce intellect.

The Ties That Bind

No conjunctions

Enjoying Togetherness and Apartness

There's glue, and then there's glue. Elmer's versus epoxy, Velcro versus nails. Fortunately, with no difficult conjunctions between you, your relationship is bound by the easy-to-separate type of togetherness, not the wild-horses-couldn't-drag-us-apart variety. Now, don't misunderstand: This is not to say that there's not a strong connection between you. But it's nice, isn't it, to be able to take the occasional separate vacation; to enjoy your own interests without your partner feeling threatened; to be two distinct individuals who choose to hang out together. Compare this to the joined-at-the-hip, can't-bear-to-be-apart couple. Don't you always wonder about them? What do they think will happen if they're not together for an entire evening, much less a day or even a week?Separation is not a problem for you two; in fact, you may do it by choice on a regular basis. After all, absence makes the heart grow fonder, and this is surely true of you and your partner. You take great joy in sharing your individual experiences, as well as in spending time together. If anything, you might have to make it a point to schedule in time to be together! You may each be so wrapped up in your own orbit that you suddenly realize that days or even weeks have gone by without you two sharing a full day together.Don't let that happen. Use the previous sections of this report to discover the challenges of your relationship, which so often turn out to be opportunities for growth and development. You two have chosen to be together, and likewise, you can choose to grow together.

Next Steps

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